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Friday, August 10, 2012

Beastly

Promising re-make potential, terrible movie.  Attempts to take the story of Beauty and the Beast and translate that into the modern day.  Same exact story but insert a goth chic (Mary-Kate Olsen) for the old witch, and a blind tutor (Neil Patrick Harris) and maid (trying to get green-cards for her children) instead of animated household objects.  And despite being all sorts of hotness in Magic Mike, this movie simply confirms that Alex Pettyfer cannot act.

Just all around all sorts of bad.  Just bad bad bad.  Bad and dumb.  Terrifically stupid.  Ugh.


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