A total embarrassment, that is what this half-a-movie should be to director M. Night Shyamalan. He is a clear case of what happens when Hollywood and fame go to your head.
Horrendus acting, especially by newcomer Noah Ringer who with every line sounded like he was reading off cue cards. I hear tell he is to be in Cowboys & Aliens and sincerely hope that he has much improved. Dev Patel played a conflicted bad guy, and having otherwise only seen him in Slumdog Millionaire this was quite the step down. You could tell he was trying, but it was not enough. Shyamalan also used a seriously painful diary monologue in the film, with lines such as "my brother and the princess became friends right away"; I know, I am gagging too.
At certain points in this movie I felt like I was watching the Neverending Story, with Falkor the luckdragon and Gmork, the giant black wolf-creature. Weird. Although one redeeming factor was the flying lemur bat. I mean, who doesn't love flying lemur bats?
I cannot imagine life without movies, but am in no way what one might typically think of as a film student. I admit to watching and often enjoying foreign films, but to be perfectly frank I love nothing more than your down n’ dirty cheesy Hollywood action flick. Generally I watch all sorts of films so have a recommendation for almost anyone; except horror (no point with my eyes shut) or anything depressingly sad (film is for fun, not tears). This is raw “real me to real you” film feedback.
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ReplyDeleteyeah, he has gone downhill pretty quickly haha although I do admit that I enjoyed Sixth Sense... I was able to see it before the ending was spoiled, and never saw it coming :)
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