Promising re-make potential, terrible movie. Attempts to take the story of Beauty and the Beast and translate that into the modern day. Same exact story but insert a goth chic (Mary-Kate Olsen) for the old witch, and a blind tutor (Neil Patrick Harris) and maid (trying to get green-cards for her children) instead of animated household objects. And despite being all sorts of hotness in Magic Mike, this movie simply confirms that Alex Pettyfer cannot act.
Just all around all sorts of bad. Just bad bad bad. Bad and dumb. Terrifically stupid. Ugh.
I cannot imagine life without movies, but am in no way what one might typically think of as a film student. I admit to watching and often enjoying foreign films, but to be perfectly frank I love nothing more than your down n’ dirty cheesy Hollywood action flick. Generally I watch all sorts of films so have a recommendation for almost anyone; except horror (no point with my eyes shut) or anything depressingly sad (film is for fun, not tears). This is raw “real me to real you” film feedback.
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